All you football fans (PB) be jealous. The National Felon's League is coming to town, and I am staying as far away as possible. This is the second time I've lived in (well, approximately) a city whose stadium held the Super Bowl. The first was in Houston's bright, new, beautiful, taxpayer-built stadium. That game is primarily remembered, of course, for the Janet Jackson scandal. But I'm willing to hope that nothing disastrous occurs in this game, even if it is a huge nuisance. There, ain't I the noble one.