Wednesday, January 21, 2009

Global Warming the Cold Way

I'm going to sue Algore for the price of my heating bill. Anyone wanna join? Just call 1-800-DONT LET GLOBAL WARMING FREEZE YOUR ASSETS (no pun intended). Or visit our online store at www.suealgorebal.com and check out the “Save the Reptiles, Stop Global Warming” bumper stickers.

I mean, for Pete sake, this is Florida. You know, the Sunshine State? Beaches? Sunsets? Flip-flops? I was shivering last night. Shivering! Even with my afghan! That is just wrong, especially in the midst of a global warming crisis.

Edit: There's frost on the ground this morning.

2 comments:

Eric Novak said...

Yay! How handy that I just turned 18, right? ;)

God Bless,
Eric

Tex said...

When I'm 18, I'm going to change my last name to Kilgore.