I'm going to sue Algore for the price of my heating bill. Anyone wanna join? Just call 1-800-DONT LET GLOBAL WARMING FREEZE YOUR ASSETS (no pun intended). Or visit our online store at www.suealgorebal.com and check out the “Save the Reptiles, Stop Global Warming” bumper stickers.
I mean, for Pete sake, this is Florida. You know, the Sunshine State? Beaches? Sunsets? Flip-flops? I was shivering last night. Shivering! Even with my afghan! That is just wrong, especially in the midst of a global warming crisis.
Edit: There's frost on the ground this morning.
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Yay! How handy that I just turned 18, right? ;)
God Bless,
Eric
When I'm 18, I'm going to change my last name to Kilgore.
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